Franki over at Life in a Venti Cup totally cracked me up with her post about meeting Margaret Russell at the Elle Décor cocktail party (otherwise known as, a book signing for Style & Substance: The Best of Elle Décor) at High Point Market! You all know that Margaret Russell is the impossibly chic, always poised editor-in-chief of Elle Décor and also a judge on Top Design, right? Anyway, I promised in a comment to Franki’s post that I would share my recap of the same event, so here goes.
Unlike Franki, I was way early for the party. I had a babysitter to relieve that evening – my hubby was off to Houston on a business trip – so my goal was to have Margaret sign my book and hit the road for home ASAP. So, about forty-five minutes or so before the party was set to begin, I wandered off to Market Square to make sure I knew where the party was going to be held. As I meandered around, I window-shopped the Market Square showrooms, tried to find a good glass of wine (no such luck!) and stumbled across the String & Splinter Club. Really, at this point, I was just looking for the elevator! While in the String & Splinter Club, I spotted a ladies’ room and decided to do what one does in a ladies’ room. As I walked in, I encountered four to five women – all dressed in black – sitting in an anteroom (complete with a vanity, club chairs, and all of the sinks for hand-washing). A very tiny, pretty brunette was sitting at the vanity and teasing her hair. Any guesses??? Oh yes, it was Margaret Russell herself … and her entourage from Elle Décor. I thought it was Margaret, of course, but my suspicion was confirmed when I spotted Elle Décor business cards tucked behind the market passes of one of the other women. My first thought was “act like you don’t recognize her” and “don’t I look like a dork carrying my copy of Style & Substance!” So I continued on into the actual bathroom and carried on about my business. When I returned to the anteroom, Margaret was still teasing her hair and everyone was laughing about how sometimes their families just don’t get it. Apparently, Margaret had relayed a story about John Mayer putting his arm around her … to which she was asked, “Who’s John Mayer?” At this point, I’m washing my hands and just doing my best to ignore them. I momentarily think that it would be awfully nice to have her sign my book so that I can leave for home … but there is no way I’m going to be that girl who approached her in the ladies’ room! So I walk out … still feeling ridiculous that I am carrying Style & Substance.
Fast-forward thirty minutes or so, and I’m outside waiting for the party to commence. A few of the girls in the entourage are now putting copies of the latest issue of Elle Décor out on the tables. After a few more minutes, I notice a line starting to form – clearly, I’m not the only one with no plans to stay! – so I get myself in line and wait. And wait. And wait some more. Margaret finally arrived and took her place on stage behind a glamorous white lacquered writing desk. Really, she wasn’t terribly late – well within what I consider to be the “margin of error” – but at this point, I was having second thoughts about not approaching her in the ladies’ room! After a few more minutes, it was my turn. Margaret was lovely, of course, and willing to indulge my (and everyone else’s) request that she pose for a photograph. She did not, however, show any sign of recognizing me from the ladies’ room! I’m not sure if that means I was just that invisible to her or if she just makes a practice of not acknowledging anyone under those circumstances. If I were her, I’m quite sure I would do the latter!
So that’s the story of my encounter with Margaret. Margaret, it was lovely to meet you. I apologize for accidentally interrupting your pre-party primping. I’ll try not to do it again! I hope the next time I see you, it will be on Top Design!
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